Embarrassing Moments...1

I remember sitting on the school bus going to a solo/band thing in the 7th or8th grade. I was sitting in front of this guy I had a crush on. He barely talked to me but this day we were kind of hitting it off. The girls had to wear dark navy or jean skirts and white blouses. Well this day the only thing that I had was a wrap around jean skirt from one of my cousins hand me downs. When it came time to get off of the bus, I stood up and moved out of my seat....without my skirt. I went a few seats up before my friend handed me my skirt and wrapped her jacket around my SLIP. Thank GOD i wore one.

2 out of 3 birds choose Skippy

This guy is an African Grey Timneh feather plucker. I was given this bird because he didn't care for his own. (owned by a guy for 10yrs, he got sick and died then the wife won him and the bird didn't like her or vise versa.) He has totally plucked everything he can reach. He has grown back his feathers 1 time in 2 yrs. I don't care I love him bald or furry. Since h looks like a plucked chicken, he name is no longer "Dusty" it is now Chicken.
This guy is Orson. He is an African Grey Congo. He was hand fed, loved me but now is terrified of me and most things. The vet thinks he is in his hormonal phase. Its going on about 16 months of him being extremely fearful to the point he flutters to the bottom of his cage flapping like a freak, breaking feathers and bruising himself. Not a feather plucker but I can see him leaning toward that. Just to clean his cage is traumatizing for BOTH of us. Maybe on day every 2 months will he have a flicker of love toward me. I can scratch him then he realizes it is me and starts growling. What a waste of a great talker and once loving bird. Then there is the Orange wing Amazon named Jack....I adopted him 3 yrs ago and fell in love with him. He has found his Amazon voice and isn't afraid to use it. God he is LOUD!

Then the guardian kitten Henry Ferguson being his usual pain in the butt....spoiled rotten little dumpling that he is. He has to be the center of attention...and he is.

Renee' and Sam and Rodolfo

Here is my bestest bud! We have been friends for over 20yrs now! YIKES thats a fricken long time. We've had our ups and downs but we got through them and Renee' is definately a keeper. One of the most creative,talented, smart and loving woman I have ever met. She has 3 adopted kids at home and a hubby named Cliff. Here is a pic of Renee' at my place October or November 07 I think. She's beautiful! Here is a pic of her son Sam and her ferret named Rodolfo. Good Job Sam for getting your license. God help us on the road.....

By the Lake

I love this pic. Last summer my sister and my friend Lauren went down to visit my mom. We went to the lighthouse. This place is sooo beautiful and peaceful. I wished we could have bummed around there longer. Had a good visit and delivered a feathered friend to my mom. They are now best buds and he keeps her company. She calls him Babay. Not sure how that gets spelled but thats my guess.

Fashion Diva of the Week

This line was made famous by none other than Boo!
Here she is just getting ready to walk down the "catwalk". Here are some pics of the queen in action AND after a hard night on the town. Can hardly tell which is which. She has that million dollar glow even being hung over or just after binging and purging her eukanuba. You know a girls gotta keep her figure so those Toms stay interested!

Coming soon....Embarrassing moments

Coming soon....GROSSERthanGROSS!

Me

<-- This is not a joke. This is how I really look. Except this was taken before I gained so much weight. The shoes and the hat still fit. Sometimes when I am bloated then I can't wear the shoes. I lost that cool red purse one day when I was at McDonalds so now I just shove all my cash under a roll. Sometimes it takes a while to find what I tucked away. Sometimes its like finding a $20 in a pair of jeans....you didn't even know it was there but now you can go back to McDonalds again!

My Favorite Queen of Comedy

Chelsea Handler

Some people (retarded ones) seem to think that her name is Chelsea Lately. It is not. Her show is called "Chelsea Lately" Now do you get it?

Well if you want a good laugh, just turn on the E channel at 10:30pm or 1:30am CT.

She is hilarious,quick,dirty minded,blunt and says what I wish I could say. AND she is beautiful. She makes fun of the freaks of Hollywood. Plus, she makes fun of people like Heidi Montag and that dipshit Paris. Can you tell why I like her?

I also love her sidekick Chuy. He is her "little nugget" and is great! Watch it, you'll get addicted too!

Busheltits

Well what can I say??? This is the Mamma. Lily was AKA the milk lady. Her pups were beautiful chubby sausages. She had 8 pups to gain this lovely volumptuous physique. This was after her 2nd and final litter. She never did get that girlish bod back. Got to love her she will be 7 on 6/7/08.

My crazy cat crew

the cat in the puzzle box and the cat falling alseep on the chair is Henry Ferguson, he is a half manx and half ? He has an awesome personality. He jumps twice as high as the other two and is soooo quiet, never hear him meow.
The himalayan is half something else. She is the queen and everyone here knows it. She is a sweet gentle Miss Priss. Her name is Isabelle and her nickname is Boo. My husband has in depth talks with her about needing plastic surgery on her face.....he seems to think she bumped into a Mack Truck!!! Of all the nerve! Then the big grey guy is George. He is quiet and only meows if he is on the opposite side of a door than me. He is kind of wimpy like that. Although, he is the best mouser I ever met!!! This making him not so wimpy after all.

Feels good just to be home!!!

I couldn't wait to get home just to try and figure this out. I still don't understand how this works yet so PLEASE bear with me.

I am really looking forward to Friday. I need the day off. My body feels like it is on auto pilot and this last few days I am just going throught the motions of acting human.
My house is now quiet and I am amazed that the orange wing is not sassing yet with his morning screaming. THANK GOD!

It's time for work ....

Gee I feel like I just got here. Hopefully I will be able to figure this out tomorrow. See you then.