Me

<-- This is not a joke. This is how I really look. Except this was taken before I gained so much weight. The shoes and the hat still fit. Sometimes when I am bloated then I can't wear the shoes. I lost that cool red purse one day when I was at McDonalds so now I just shove all my cash under a roll. Sometimes it takes a while to find what I tucked away. Sometimes its like finding a $20 in a pair of jeans....you didn't even know it was there but now you can go back to McDonalds again!

My Favorite Queen of Comedy

Chelsea Handler

Some people (retarded ones) seem to think that her name is Chelsea Lately. It is not. Her show is called "Chelsea Lately" Now do you get it?

Well if you want a good laugh, just turn on the E channel at 10:30pm or 1:30am CT.

She is hilarious,quick,dirty minded,blunt and says what I wish I could say. AND she is beautiful. She makes fun of the freaks of Hollywood. Plus, she makes fun of people like Heidi Montag and that dipshit Paris. Can you tell why I like her?

I also love her sidekick Chuy. He is her "little nugget" and is great! Watch it, you'll get addicted too!

Busheltits

Well what can I say??? This is the Mamma. Lily was AKA the milk lady. Her pups were beautiful chubby sausages. She had 8 pups to gain this lovely volumptuous physique. This was after her 2nd and final litter. She never did get that girlish bod back. Got to love her she will be 7 on 6/7/08.

My crazy cat crew

the cat in the puzzle box and the cat falling alseep on the chair is Henry Ferguson, he is a half manx and half ? He has an awesome personality. He jumps twice as high as the other two and is soooo quiet, never hear him meow.
The himalayan is half something else. She is the queen and everyone here knows it. She is a sweet gentle Miss Priss. Her name is Isabelle and her nickname is Boo. My husband has in depth talks with her about needing plastic surgery on her face.....he seems to think she bumped into a Mack Truck!!! Of all the nerve! Then the big grey guy is George. He is quiet and only meows if he is on the opposite side of a door than me. He is kind of wimpy like that. Although, he is the best mouser I ever met!!! This making him not so wimpy after all.

Feels good just to be home!!!

I couldn't wait to get home just to try and figure this out. I still don't understand how this works yet so PLEASE bear with me.

I am really looking forward to Friday. I need the day off. My body feels like it is on auto pilot and this last few days I am just going throught the motions of acting human.
My house is now quiet and I am amazed that the orange wing is not sassing yet with his morning screaming. THANK GOD!

It's time for work ....

Gee I feel like I just got here. Hopefully I will be able to figure this out tomorrow. See you then.